Hi! Welcome to Peg Tales. I'm Peg, and I have some tales, or stories, I'd like to share with you. Just as people collect Beanie Babies, or Pokemon cards, or video games, or baseball cards, I collect stories.

My story today is about three young crows, a bucket of paint and a can opener. If you think that sounds crazy, well it is. I call this tale, Woe is Moe.

Here's the tale.

Three young crows sat in a big tree they called home watching two boys paint an old barn bright red. The crow's names were Moe, Joe and Chloe. Their parents had left them to go to a meeting. Crows love meetings. Maybe you've seen them in a great gathering, cawing and calling, and flying around their meeting tree.

The parents of Moe, Joe and Chloe warned them to stay in their tree and not to go flying off until they came back from their meeting.

The three of them sat quietly watching the boys painting the barn. The boys stopped painting to take a break. They came down their ladders and put their paint buckets on the nearby picnic table. They tightly sealed the paint bucket lids and went into the house.

"Look", said Moe, pointing with his beak. "See that shiny thing hanging from the paint bucket? I'd really like to have that shiny thing."

That shiny thing was, of course, the can opener the boys used to pry open the paint bucket lids.

"No, no, Moe," said Joe. "Every time you fly off to steal something shiny, it means trouble."

You see, some crows just love shiny things. I once saw a crow collect tinsel from an old Christmas tree that was in the trash. All day he gathered tinsel and flew with it to his nest. I'll bet he had the most sparkling nest in the rookery. A rookery is the name of the place where a big group of crows all live together. Back to the story.

Moe excitedly hopped up and down on the limb and waved his wings.

"I need that shiny thing. I'm gonna get it," he said, and flew off over the meadow, swooping down on the picnic table and landing near the paint buckets.

"Such a show-off," Chloe said in disgust. "He's headed for trouble, Joe."

"Yeah, watch him, Chloe. I think this is going to be one of Moe's most famous adventures."

Joe was right. Moe grabbed the shiny can opener that was tied to the bucket in his beak. He began to pull on the opener, but it was tied too tightly to the bucket. There was no way he could steal it. But Moe kept pulling with all his might. That's when the bucket began to tip. The lid popped off. The red paint came splashing out all over Moe's head.




Moe squawked loudly and flew to the ground. He shook his head as hard as he could, again and again, ruffling his feathers. He blinked his eyes and looked up at Joe and Chloe in the tree.




Chloe was screaming, "I'm telling, I'm telling," and jumping up and down.

Joe was doing his loudest crow-laughing, "Haw, haw, haw," and flapping his wings.

What Joe saw was his brother, Moe, with a bright, red head. His beady, black eyes were surrounded with paint. Moe flew up into the tree with Joe and Chloe.

"Don't come near me," yelled Chloe, hopping to the end of a limb.

Joe couldn't stop laughing. "You are one kookie lookin' red-headed crow, Moe."

Off in the distance, they heard their mother's cawing. It was more like a long, high-pitched scream. Moe, Joe and Chloe saw her streaking across the meadow towards them. Behind her, flapping wildly, was their father.

"You don't have to tell on me, Chloe. They already know," said Moe.

"You're a dead duck, now. Woe is Moe," said Joe.

What followed was a real crow family squabble. Both Ma and Pa were cawing at the same time. Joe was doing his non-stop "haw..haw" laughing, and Chloe screamed on and on.

All this noise brought the rest of the curious crow clan flying towards the troubled family from every direction. They landed in the trees around Moe, Joe and Chloe and their parents. When the other crows saw Moe with his red head, the noise of their cawing grew louder and louder.

Then, in a flash, all became total silence. From high above the trees, the master of all the crow community, flew down and landed beside Moe. The other crows drew back and waited for the wise, old Great-Grandfather crow to speak.

"How did this happen to you," he asked Moe.

Moe told Great-Grandfather how he upset the paint bucket while trying to steal the shiny thing. Everyone waited nervously as Great-Grandfather crow strutted back and forth on the limb thinking.

Then he said, "You did not obey your parents, Moe. You tried to steal the shiny thing, and now, with that ugly red head, you have disgraced the whole rookery. We crows pride ourselves on our beautiful, black feathers, and you look pitiful, just really pitiful. From now on you must go deep into the woods and live by yourself. We do not want you in the rookery."

Moe told his parents he was sorry. His mother cried. His father just shook his head. Chloe put her head under her wing and Joe hopped with Moe to the end of the limb and watched him fly away toward the deep woods, his red head shining in the sunlight.

But, that's not the end of the story. In the woods there was a nice, little cabin owned by Abner Hornsby. Abner liked to spend his weekends at his cabin. He loved the peace and quiet of the woods, and besides, his hobby was bird watching.

There in the deep woods, he watched hundreds of birds with his binoculars. Binoculars, in case you don't know, are special glasses you look through that make everything far away appear to be very close.

Abner carefully wrote down the name of every bird and the date he saw it. He was a member of the Bird Watchers Club and he had seen more unusual birds than anyone else in the Club.

Abner was sitting on his front porch looking up into the treetops with his binoculars. All at once he jumped to his feet and moved slowly down his front path, whispering to himself, "My-oh-my-oh-my." He had spotted Moe high in the treetops and what he saw he couldn't believe...a red-headed crow.

Abner Hornsby knew he had discovered a rare bird...a red-headed crow. He'd have to get his bird watching friends to see this bird as proof of his discovery.

Knowing that crows love corn, Abner scattered dried corn in front of his cabin hoping to coax this rare bird to the ground for a close-up look. Then he hid on his porch all day waiting...waiting for the crow to come down and eat.

When night came, he went into his cabin and didn't come out until early morning. The corn was gone. Moe had eaten.

That day, Abner returned to town. The first thing he did was call his bird watcher friends. He invited them to his cabin in the woods to see his new discovery, this rare red-headed crow.

Every weekend Abner was visited by bird watchers from all over the country. Many eyes peered through binoculars from beneath every tree, watching Moe with his red head. Actually, Moe was enjoying himself. He missed his family, though, and without them, he was bored and lonely.

With all these people hunting for him, it gave him something to do and boosted his ego. He was proud of his red head. Now and then he would caw just to watch them run and bump into each other trying to catch a glimpse of him. He teased, and posed, and strutted about waving his red head proudly.

Meanwhile, back at the rookery, Great-Grandfather crow had been watching all these people going in and coming out of the woods. He decided to fly over the woods. That was when he discovered everyone was looking at Moe with his red head. Moe was a curiosity, and he was famous.

But, so was Abner famous for discovering Moe. No one could figure out how this crow came to have a red head.

Word spread around the state and reached the Governor, who just happened to be a bird watcher.

"I want to see this rare red-headed crow," he told his aides. "Prepare a trip to this Abner Hornsby's cabin."

Now, when the Governor travels, many people travel with him, his secretary, his many aides, newspaper and TV reporters and photographers. It takes lots of time and planning for the Governor to travel.

Abner heard about the Governor's coming to visit. He was very excited and he was worried that his red-headed crow might decide to fly away. He constantly checked up on the crow.

It was while he was watching the bird, one day, that he found a bright, red feather on the ground. Then, he found another and another. He picked them up and looked at them with much interest. These feathers were not like other bird feathers he had found. Something was wrong.

He ran his fingernail down one of the feathers. He was able to scrape off a red substance. Then he realized what it was...red paint.

Abner's hands dropped to his sides. He hung his head in terrible disappointment.

"I've been fooled," he said aloud to himself. "All this time we have been seeing a crow with a red painted head. How could this have happened? I will be laughed at and I will have to tell the Governor, who is about to arrive to see this crow, that we have all been fooled."

Above in the treetop, Moe cawed at Abner. Moe was now fat and healthy from a diet of dried corn and the crow snacks that everyone brought to him. He wanted more snacks and cawed again at Abner.

Using his binoculars Abner looked up at Moe, whose red head was streaked with black. This crow was moulting, as all birds do. He was growing new feathers and losing his old feathers. His red head would soon be gone.

For several days, Great-Grandfather crow had been watching Moe and Abner, and all the people who had come to view this weird bird for several days. Great-Grandfather saw three great, long limosines and other smaller cars drive down the lane to the woods. He saw Abner waiting at the end of the lane, shoulders sagging, head bowed.

A crowd of people poured from the cars and gathered around the Governor and Abner.

Peeking, unseen from a nearby treetop, Moe watched, too.

"They've come to see ME," Moe said to himself, acting proud. He ruffled his feathers and shook his head to look more beautiful. A shower of feathers floated to the ground.

"Woops," said Moe. "I think I'm loosing it. The moulting season is here for sure."

Abner and the Governor met each other. Everyone listened as he told the Governor about the crow they all thought had a red head. He handed the Governor a few red feathers, sighed sadly, and said one word, "Paint."

The Governor began to laugh. To Abner's surprise he laughed and laughed. Everyone began to laugh.

"I never thought we'd all be fooled by a smart crow with a painted head." He patted Abner on the shoulder and shook his hand. "It's alright, Abner," he said. You'll always have this story to crow about."

Great-Grandfather crow watched the caravan of cars leave. He spied Moe sitting woefully in the tree, itching his shedding red head with his claw. He flew over and landed beside him.

Surprised to see Great-Grandfather, Moe did not know what to say.

But Great-Grandfather knew exactly what to say to Moe.

"You have caused great trouble, Moe. Your one foolish moment has upset your family, the whole crow community, and many people. Now you are beginning to moult and soon you will look like an ordinary crow again. But, can you behave like one? Have you learned your lesson?"

Moe puffed himself up and tried to look good despite his silly black and red head.

"Great-Grandfather," Moe said. "I am sorry for being stupid, and trying to steal the shiny thing. I have missed my family and I am lonely and sad without them. Please, let me go home," begged Moe.

"Alright," said Great-Grandfather. "You may fly back to the rookery with me and you will be welcomed by your family, as well as the other crows in the rookery. But just remember, you are still a sorry sight."

Great-Grandfather began to laugh looking at Moe. The two of them flew over the woods, over the meadow and back to Moe's home tree.

And, that's the end.

Just for fun, what kind of lesson do you think Moe learned from his adventure?

1. Obey your parents and don't steal?

2. Don't mess around with paint buckets?

3. Family and friends are better than fame?

Hope you liked my Peg Tale. Sit in a tree and wait for more tales. Share a story with a friend...it's a gift!

See 'ya...bye,

Peg


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